This is a tough call.
Oprah or Gerry ?
Oprah has an undoubted weight advantage as we all know, she packs a big punch and knows how to use a blade to deadly effect.
Gerry on the other hand, although now sadly incontinant is still a force to be reckoned with in the world of mindless violence. His speciality is the head butt and gouging with a broken bottle.
I am going to stick my neck out. No sitting on the fence for me.
Gerry will undoubtedly win this battle of the leviathons !
Yes chums, a controversial prediction I know. For me Gerry even past his prime is still pound for pound the most fearsome fighting machine stateside.
What he lacks in weight he more than makes up for in aggression , tenacity and stealth.
However, neither Gerry nor Oprah would be a match for the crazed fighting fiend that is Englands very own Jeremy Kyle, king of UK day time telly.
That man or should I say adonis , would have both of them with one arm tied behind his back whilst eating a bag of pork scratchings at the same time.