Easy answer for me. Jerry

I may not care for the Springer show too much but I dislike watching that self righteous Oprah. At least Jerry looks like he would be fun to spend time with. If there were nothing left and anarchy prevailed then everything Oprah had would mean nothing. She would be nothing without all of her money, possessions and the last thing that I would want would to have her lecture me for hours on end about how great she is.

This is just a quick answer but that sums it up for me.

Jerry is my choice