Imagine if you will a world with no rules. A world with no law and order.
A world where total anarchy exists. A dog eat dog world where madness and violence are the norm.
In this crazy god forsaken world picture two shady and desperate characters comming face to face in a dark alleyway.
These evil desperardoes are Oprah Winfrey and Gerry Springer.
Their mean and moody and in the mood to kick arse.
They face up to each other and after the bluff bravado of petty insults commence to do battle.
There will only be one victor. Only one will live to fight another day.
Only one of these satanic beasts will see the light of another day.
Who will it be ?
I await your opinions with glee !

Easy answer for me. Jerry

I may not care for the Springer show too much but I dislike watching that self righteous Oprah. At least Jerry looks like he would be fun to spend time with. If there were nothing left and anarchy prevailed then everything Oprah had would mean nothing. She would be nothing without all of her money, possessions and the last thing that I would want would to have her lecture me for hours on end about how great she is.

This is just a quick answer but that sums it up for me.

Jerry is my choice

Sorry, Ed, but as fat and useless as Oprah is, she'd kick Springers a55 all over the county and back.

I think you're reading more into the question than intended.

Steve

Yea Steve you were right. Damn

I must have glanced at that a bit to quick. You are right as far as Oprah kicking Springers ass.

I'm depressed now... I don't know what the hell I was thinking before.

This is a tough call.
Oprah or Gerry ?
Oprah has an undoubted weight advantage as we all know, she packs a big punch and knows how to use a blade to deadly effect.
Gerry on the other hand, although now sadly incontinant is still a force to be reckoned with in the world of mindless violence. His speciality is the head butt and gouging with a broken bottle.
I am going to stick my neck out. No sitting on the fence for me.
Gerry will undoubtedly win this battle of the leviathons !
Yes chums, a controversial prediction I know. For me Gerry even past his prime is still pound for pound the most fearsome fighting machine stateside.
What he lacks in weight he more than makes up for in aggression , tenacity and stealth.
However, neither Gerry nor Oprah would be a match for the crazed fighting fiend that is Englands very own Jeremy Kyle, king of UK day time telly.
That man or should I say adonis , would have both of them with one arm tied behind his back whilst eating a bag of pork scratchings at the same time.

I agree with kev. and besides i do hate oprah and cant think that even in a wolrd full of madness that she would win.